Thursday, 25 June 2015

What is going on with weddings of nowadays???

Hello people, how are you doing?
I know, it's been ages and I apologise. I've been so busy.
Have you filled out the survey? It ends next week ohh.


Any way, on to today's topic (idea credit to dahling Dinah).
So you guys know I'm mostly making my social media rounds every now and then to keep up with what is going on this world.
While I was doing that, something caught my attention. Take a look at this for a moment.

Friday, 12 June 2015

Arachnophobia!!!!! (Canadian vs Nigerian)

Ermm, happy Friday everybody...

So I'm typing this post at 3.33am on Friday morning in my housemate's room since a spider has decided to take ownership of my room. God knows there is no way I'm sleeping any-time soon. If you should step into my room now, you'll probably die of suffocation because the amount of insecticide I sprayed inside that room can sustain a house for a year. I hate spiders with all my life; with every fibre of what makes me Betty. Did I tell you I moved out of my last apartment because of spiders? And now I have seen it in this house after 8 months. Maybe this is a sign from the Lord that I have to move out of this house very soon. Maybe...

By the way, for those of you living in Canada ohh, have you ever noticed the spiders in Canada before and how they are different from the ones back home?

Well, I have compiled the differences between Canadian spiders and Nigerian spiders (I can't even believe I'm truly writing this). Here we go...

1. The spiders in Nigeria are Tenants while the ones in Canada are Landlords. 
You might be wondering, what is this girl even saying.. Don't worry, I'll explain.
See ehn, in Nigeria, spiders are on their own, in one corner of the ceiling, building their houses and basically occupying their portion of the house and you can chase them any-time you want with your long-broom.
However, their relatives over here in Canada are something else. They are Landlords of the house. They stroll into your parlour and kitchen any-time they want. On days when it is cold, they stroll into your bed for a warm cuddle with you(I'm serious) warranting you to leave the space for them. My brethren, I kid you not.

Wednesday, 10 June 2015

Meet Faith - sixty pairs!!!

Hey guys,
Today's post is special because Faith is a loyal blog reader and this feature is to celebrate her birthday which is today. Meet uber-beautiful, intelligent and multi-talented Faith.

Full name :Chuku Faith Ariwera  

DOB10th June (Happy birthday hun)

ProfessionYaasss I am a student. Studying Biomedical Genetics at Newcastle University. People always mistake me for a medical student (oshe)…

Friday, 5 June 2015

Complete this survey and enter draw to win a prize!!!

Hi awesome people,
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The survey is open until the 30th of June, 2015.
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Have a wonderful weekend.

Tuesday, 2 June 2015

Funny interview + word conference in 7 sentences

Hey Buddies... Watagwan? Wadup??? yo yo yo yo.. Betty is in the house.. rastafari.. bomboclat
(shines teeth sheepishly and types on)

So what's up?
Happy New Month by the way. It is June already. I can't believe we are in the last month of the first half of the year already. I feel like it was just yesterday that the new year started.

Happy New month erbady......

Anyway, I was at a job interview yesterday ohh. The interview was a group interview and honestly I wasn't prepared for anything like it. So the format is that the hiring managers will ask a question and everyone takes turns in answering them in the group.

So the first question was "Introduce yourself"
We were answering the questions and then this dude just went off like "MY NAME IS .... AND I LOVE PRESSURE, IN FACT I DERIVE PLEASURE FROM WORKING UNDER PRESSURE AND I CAN SURVIVE ON IT"
I'm not kidding you and in my mind I was like "How?"
I could see the hiring manager trying all his best to stifle his laughter. Things an interview can cause.